MALCO'S STORE

ABOUT MALCO

MALCO WAS ONCE A SECURITY BOT DESIGNED FOR ONE PURPOSE AND ONE PURPOSE ALONE: TO SECURE A POWER ROOM ON THE FLOATING ISLAND. ONE FATEFUL DAY HOWEVER HE RECEIVED A MILD CONCUSSION, AND THROUGH A RANDOM ACT OF GENEROSITY HE NOW ONLY WANTS TO SECURE YOUR SAVINGS. AS A ROBOT HE DOESN'T NEED TO PURCHASE FOOD OR OTHER THINGS SO THE MONEY IS GIVEN BACK THROUGH VARIOUS CHARITIES.

ABOUT MALCO'S STORE

MALCO AND HIS CLONES ARE MASTER CRAFTERS, DESIGNED TO APPROPRIATE ANY AND ALL MATERIALS TO MAKE EFFECTIVE PRODUCTS. MALCO'S STORE ALSO BELIEVES IN EXTENDING THE GENEROSITY GIVEN TO HIM BY GIVING 50 PERCENT OF ALL PROFITS TO VARIOUS CHARITIES FOUND ON HIS ISLAND. MALCO'S STORE IS YOUR ONE STOP SHOP TO HELP THOUSANDS OF SENTIENT INDIVIDUALS. IT IS MALCO'S GOAL TO HELP ALL OF HIS CUSTOMERS INSIDE AND OUT OF HIS STOREFRONT.

ABOUT THE GAUDI ERADICATION FUND

FOR THE MONTH OF APRIL 2023, THE CHOSEN CHARITY WILL BE THE GAUDI ERADICATION FUND. EVERY YEAR TENS OF MIMIGA ARE HARASSED BY A CREATURE CALLED A GAUDI AS THEY HAVE INFILTRATED THE ISLAND. MALCO HIMSELF HAS NEVER SEEN A GAUDI, BUT FROM THE DESCRIPTION GIVEN BY HIS MIMIGA CUSTOMERS THEY SOUND PRETTY NASTY, SO HE JUMPED AT THE CHANCE TO SUPPORT A MIMIGA CHARITY AIMING TO "ELIMINATE AND CONTAIN THE PESTS". WITH YOUR PURCHASE YOU CAN HELP THIS MIMIGATARIAN EFFORT.